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13.06.2025 08:24

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
No go.
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Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.