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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:40
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Are there any guys, crossdressers, or transgender girls here who wear tampons?