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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Are you afraid of being alone?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Catatonics & High Colonics

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

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No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

No go.

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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